If I Were Anyone lyric

im back haha..
so long din update..
for those of you who requested for the lyric of the song(especially Guo Rui,Melvin Ho and so many of you)..
here:

If I were Denash(4sn3),
Even just for a month,
I'll go support Liverpool FC,
And shut up for my Tottenham.

If I were Anthony(4sn3),
I will feel so ashamed,
Supporting MU memang gai,
Coz Liverpool is the better team,
Yeah,MU lost 4-1.

If I were Desmond Chua(4sn5),
I think I could understand,
Why everyone called me Hentaimond,
Because I watch Hentai everyday.

If I were Isaiah,
I go make the porn movies,
Then sell them to all my friends,
And call myself the porn star,
And be famous for it.

If I were Patrick Chai(4sn6),
I go hook up a girl,
After that dump the girl again,
And find another prettier one.

If I were Syafiz(4sn1),
I think I'll do the same too,
But I'll find a more hotter girl,
And then dump the one i'm having now,
And then blame Fikri(4sn3).

If I were Daryl Chia(4sn5),
I think I could understand,
Watch anime and always sleep in class,
And then go home early coz one day i lausai.

If I were Mark Shim(4sn3),
I go support Danny Gokey,
Adam Lambert is so gay,
And i support him coz 1 thing,
And that is I'm also a gay.

I wanna apologize to the people that's in this song,
Say it's just a mistake,
Think I forgive myself yeah,
For writing this song for fun,
You got it wrong.....

If I were Duwayne(4A),
I go watch blue film again,
Coz everyday I'm so bored,
Until i watch blue film until i blow.

If I were Derek(me!!),
I go finish this song,
And saying sorry to the people who had been in this song,
And i don't want to make everyone mad.

If I were anyone.........


~Rated R~